Tuesday, July 7, 2009

On tech: WTF?: Bank bomb


The bank bomb, what better way to encourage you to save then a threat to spill your money all over the place. Thats a very weird method heling you save. The bank bomb only works when you consistently feed it with coins so yeah its gonna be spilling them every now and then. I just don't see how that feature will help you save your money damn! WTF????!!!!

Monday, July 6, 2009

On tech: WTF?: Bicycle robot


It's a robot on a bicycle yes... it seem like a pretty useful gadget but its not! The robot can ride the bicycle in one direction and stop if something is blocking it... WOW! Whats the point to it all? Its not like this thing can like deliver pizzas or messages or anything. It rides a bike like a retard slowly and stupidly.. IT DOSENT EVEN TURN!!!! WTF????!!!!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

On tech: WTF?: Life size Gundam


Grabe... GUNDAM!!!!! Yes that is correct they have built a life size version of the first ever Gundam mobile suit featured in the anime series. But wait there's more!!! You're not gonna believe this but it can turn its own friggin head! AWESOME!!!! AND it can blow out steam!!! Wow how did they do that! This people is how you waste 59 feet of metal or plastic or watever material! WTF????!!!!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

On tech: WTF?: Giant robosaurs


Giant dinosaurs have been spotted in Japan and wow do they suck. Japanese engineers have yet again flushed an amount of money to create another WTF thing. These giant automated dinos can walk and roar (if you even consider it that, FAIL) thay can even blink their eyes!!! Sure the dinosaurs look real enough-ish but you really have to wonder why? What use do we have of 20-30 foot tall fake dinosaurs? I know we should give it to farmers as a really cool ridcioulusly expensive scarecrow!!! WTF????!!!!

Friday, July 3, 2009

On tech: WTF?: Robot stripclub


OK.... This is just plain freaky! Looks like the British are catching up with the Japs with this one. Its a robotic DJ and a pair of robotic pole dancers... How f*cked up could you possibly be to think of this??!!! Its so strange and bizare. Its like, come R2 its friggin robots night!!!! Honestly what do these people do with their time!? Seeing all this makes me not want to have robots in the future. Is this what the use of robotics have come to giving C3PO a friggin stiff? WTF????!!!!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

On tech: WTF?: Robot model


Damn just when you thought thing couldn't get more, HUUUUUH!????? The Japanese has once again set the bar for the WTF things to do with time and money. Yes they have engineered a robot supermodel for the runway as of right know "she's" the smallest model ever standing at 4ft (I wonder if she'll be modeling for midget clothing hmmmmm?). Japan is actually spending 2 million dollars to modify this robot and add more elegance and grace to its movements.

Japanese engineers must be pretty lonely indeed to even spend 2 minutes in a project like this. I mean what the hell are there designers for robots now? do they get paid in oil, or screws, or springs? WTF????!!!!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

On tech: WTF?: Unicycle Robot

Holy sh*t its a robot that can do something I can't do. But wow how useful can this be its a robot on a friggin unicycle WOW!!! AMAZING!!!! not boring at all. This bad boy of the robot inudsry is equipped with sensors so it dosen't bump into anything, how awesome is that!!! (not much really).

But you got to respect the Japanese with how bored they can get, they probably have the attention span of a rusted door knob to even think of making this (they have hot women though so, kudos to that). But seriously what is this for? WTF????!!!!