On tech: Software: Adobe indesign

Adobe InDesign is a desktop publishing (DTP) software application produced by Adobe systems which can be used to create anything from posters, flyers, and brochures to full magazines or books.

Designers and graphics production artists are the principal users, creating and laying out periodical publications, posters, and print media. Longer documents are often still designed with Adobe's FrameMaker(manuals, technical documents, etc.) or with QuarkExpress (books, catalogs, etc.). Using a relational database, the Adobe InCopy word processor uses the same formatting engine as InDesign.

On tech: Software: Adobe Audition

Aobe Audition (formerly Cool Edit Pro) is a digital audio editor computer program from Adobe systems featuring both a multitrack, non-destructive mix/edit environment and a destructive-approach waveform editing view.

Syntrillium Software was founded in the early 1990s by Robert Ellison and David Johnston, both former Microsoft employees. Originally developed by Syntrillium as Cool Edit, the program was distributed as crippleware. The full version was useful and flexible, particularly for its time. Syntrillium later released Cool Edit Pro, which added the capability to work with multiple tracks, as well as other features. Audio processing, however, was done in a destructive manner (at the time, most computers were not powerful enough in terms of processor performance and memory capacity to perform those functions in real time). Cool Edit Pro v2 added support for real-time non-destructive processing, and v2.1 added support for surround sound mixing and unlimited simultaneous tracks (up to the limit imposed by the actual computer hardware). Cool Edit also included plugins such as noise reduction and FFT equalization.

Adobe purchased the latest, non-shareware version (Cool Edit Pro v2.1) from Syntrillium Software in May 2003 for $16.5 million cash as well as a large loop library called "Loopology". Adobe then changed the name of Cool Edit Pro to "Adobe Audition".

On tech: Software: Adobe premier

Adobe Premiere Pro is a real-time, timeline based video editing software application. It is part of the Adobe creative suite, a suite of graphic design, video editing, and web development applications made by Adobe systems, though it can also be purchased separately. Even when purchased separately, it comes bundled with Adobe Encore and Adobe OnLocation. Premiere Pro supports many video editing cards and plug-ins for accelerated processing, additional file format support, and video/audio effects. Premiere Pro CS4 is the first version to be optimized for 64-bit operating system although it is not natively 64-bit.

Premiere Pro is the redesigned successor to Adobe Premiere, and was launched in 2003. Premiere Pro refers to versions released in 2003 and later, whereas Premiere refers to the earlier releases. Although the first two versions of Premiere Pro only supported Windows, Premiere Pro CS3 is available for both Windows and Mac OS (only Intel-based Macs are supported), making it one of the few cross-platform NLEs available.

On tech: Software: Adobe illustrator

Adobe Illustrator is a vector graphics editor developed and marketed by Adobe systems.

The latest version, Illustrator CS4, is the fourteenth generation in the product line. Numerous new features include multiple artboards in a single document, a "blob brush" that is similar to the brush in Adobe Flash, and support for transparency in gradients among other features.

On tech: Software: Adobe dreamweaver

Adobe Dreamweaver (formerly Macromedia Dreamweaver) is a web development application originally created by Macromedia , and is now developed by Adobe systems, which acquired Macromedia in 2005.

Dreamweaver is available for both Mac and Windows operating systems. Recent versions have incorporated support for web technologies such as CSS, JavaScript, and various server-side scripting languages and frameworks including ASP, ColdFusion, and PHP.

On tech: Software: Adobe photoshop

Adobe Photoshop, or simply Photoshop, is a graphics editing program (also known as a DPP, Desktop Publishing Program) developed and published by Adobe systems.

It is the current market leader for commercial bitmap and image manipulation software, and is the flagship product of Adobe Systems. It has been described as "an industry standard for graphics professionals"and was one of the early "killer applications" on the PC

This is the bad ass on of all editing software out there. It sells the most and also one of the funnest to use. No graphics editor or photographer would be caught dead not knowing what this baby is all about.

On tech: Software: Adobe after effects

Adobe After Effects is primarily used for creating motion graphics and visual effects. After Effects allows users to animate, alter, and composite media in 2d and stereotipic 3d space with various built-in tools and third party plug-ins, as well as individual attention to variables like parallax and user-adjustable angle of observation.

Both After Effects and some non-linear editing systems (NLEs) are layer-oriented, meaning that each individual media object (video clip, audio clip, still image, etc.) occupies its own track.

This article of software is ideal for video makers everywhere it helps add interest to your videos and gives it that X-factor that make your videos cool.

On tech: WTF?: Bank bomb

The bank bomb, what better way to encourage you to save then a threat to spill your money all over the place. Thats a very weird method heling you save. The bank bomb only works when you consistently feed it with coins so yeah its gonna be spilling them every now and then. I just don't see how that feature will help you save your money damn! WTF????!!!!

On tech: WTF?: Bicycle robot

It's a robot on a bicycle yes... it seem like a pretty useful gadget but its not! The robot can ride the bicycle in one direction and stop if something is blocking it... WOW! Whats the point to it all? Its not like this thing can like deliver pizzas or messages or anything. It rides a bike like a retard slowly and stupidly.. IT DOSENT EVEN TURN!!!! WTF????!!!!

On tech: WTF?: Life size Gundam

Grabe... GUNDAM!!!!! Yes that is correct they have built a life size version of the first ever Gundam mobile suit featured in the anime series. But wait there's more!!! You're not gonna believe this but it can turn its own friggin head! AWESOME!!!! AND it can blow out steam!!! Wow how did they do that! This people is how you waste 59 feet of metal or plastic or watever material! WTF????!!!!

On tech: WTF?: Giant robosaurs

Giant dinosaurs have been spotted in Japan and wow do they suck. Japanese engineers have yet again flushed an amount of money to create another WTF thing. These giant automated dinos can walk and roar (if you even consider it that, FAIL) thay can even blink their eyes!!! Sure the dinosaurs look real enough-ish but you really have to wonder why? What use do we have of 20-30 foot tall fake dinosaurs? I know we should give it to farmers as a really cool ridcioulusly expensive scarecrow!!! WTF????!!!!

On tech: WTF?: Robot stripclub

OK.... This is just plain freaky! Looks like the British are catching up with the Japs with this one. Its a robotic DJ and a pair of robotic pole dancers... How f*cked up could you possibly be to think of this??!!! Its so strange and bizare. Its like, come R2 its friggin robots night!!!! Honestly what do these people do with their time!? Seeing all this makes me not want to have robots in the future. Is this what the use of robotics have come to giving C3PO a friggin stiff? WTF????!!!!

On tech: WTF?: Robot model

Damn just when you thought thing couldn't get more, HUUUUUH!????? The Japanese has once again set the bar for the WTF things to do with time and money. Yes they have engineered a robot supermodel for the runway as of right know "she's" the smallest model ever standing at 4ft (I wonder if she'll be modeling for midget clothing hmmmmm?). Japan is actually spending 2 million dollars to modify this robot and add more elegance and grace to its movements.

Japanese engineers must be pretty lonely indeed to even spend 2 minutes in a project like this. I mean what the hell are there designers for robots now? do they get paid in oil, or screws, or springs? WTF????!!!!

On tech: WTF?: Unicycle Robot

Holy sh*t its a robot that can do something I can't do. But wow how useful can this be its a robot on a friggin unicycle WOW!!! AMAZING!!!! not boring at all. This bad boy of the robot inudsry is equipped with sensors so it dosen't bump into anything, how awesome is that!!! (not much really).

But you got to respect the Japanese with how bored they can get, they probably have the attention span of a rusted door knob to even think of making this (they have hot women though so, kudos to that). But seriously what is this for? WTF????!!!!