On tech: The true wonders of DELL

Ah the Dell computers, so reliable, useful, and conveniently easy to use. But above all the DELL systems computers keep the rates of rapes and prostitution use at a minimum by entertaining the sexually frustrated people of the world. I guess the porn industry is doing something right, I mean you gotta at least give them that bit of praise, they're doing their job... sort of. Hence the true use of DELL, keeping the streets almost safe for a late night stroll and almost giving hookers a hard time with their jobs.